Since our piece about gangster nicknames yesterday was a little dark, we’re going to lighten it up with something fun today. Ronald Reagan was one of the funnier presidents, never taking himself too seriously, and not many people may know it.

Whether you identify as a Democrat or Republican, you will undoubtedly enjoy these wisecracks and one-liners from old Ronny.

1. “My countrymen in America. I’m happy to declare that I’ve approved legislation making the Soviet Union illegal. The bombing starts in five minutes. — teasing before his Saturday radio show during a mike check
2. “I hope all of you are Republicans.” – Talking to doctors as he went into the surgery room after being targeted for assassination in 1981
3. “Even if I’m in a cabinet meeting, I have instructions to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency.” Said numerous times from 1981 and 1989, when he was president.
4. “I don’t worry about the shortfall. It is large enough to look after itself. During his presidency (1981–1989), he said
5. When your neighbour loses his job, there is a recession. Losing yours is what leads to depression. And Jimmy Carter loses his throughout his recuperation.
6. It is believed that politics is the second-oldest occupation. I’ve realised that it resembles the original one really closely. – Speech given on March 2, 1977, during a business convention in Los Angeles
7. “We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works,” as Thomas Jefferson famously stated. And I haven’t worried since he told me that.
8. “I also want you to know that I will not use age as a political campaign issue. I will not take advantage of my opponent’s youth and inexperience for political gain. — during Walter Mondale’s 1984 presidential debate
9. “I’ve noticed that all proponents of abortion have already given birth.” – September 22, 1980, The New York Times
10. “What makes him believe that an actor in his middle age who has worked with chimpanzees could be successful in politics?” Regarding Clint Eastwood’s attempt to run for Carmel mayor

Want even more humor by our former President? Take about six minutes out of your day and watch the following clips of President Ronald Reagan at his comedic best.

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